Mental health support lines could be a lot more successful if they just start offering bowls of curry.

The news never stops. Good thing you have us to give you all the unhinged and wacky headlines to keep up to date in this fast-paced world. You need to know what's happening in the world of morning television while you're at work. Drew Barrymore is keeping her distance from her guest. She’s also aggressively beating a lobster with a mallet.

In Florida news, one lawmaker is campaigning for the state to allow citizens to kill bears if they are “on crack.” The NYPD subway robot has officially been decommissioned despite never being in the line of combat or getting tied to the railroad tracks by silent film-style hooligans at least once.

Scroll down and learn how Killer Mike got arrested while he was at the Grammys winning numerous awards. How did they know where he’d be?